Theoretical absurdities

Joverbay and I knee deep in the third season of Lost, which is one of four television shows I watch on a regular basis. We read the same articles and read over various theories that will inevitably be put down by the show's brilliant writers/producers. Lately we've begun to put forth our own theories, but somehow I don't think they'll turn out to be anywhere near the truth. Feel free to add your own theories. you have my love.

Ben is Anakin
Locke is Luke
Jack is Obiwan
Sayid is Lando Calrissian
Hurley is Han Solo
Charlie is Frodo
Jin is Gandalf
Juliet is Rasputin
Claire is a young Nicole Kidman
Kate is Mick Jagger
Sawyer is Keith Richards
Richard is Jim Halpert
Mikal is Dwight Schrute
Jacob is Jesus