Rock, chalk, choke

Dear Jayhawks,
Congratulations on a number one seed two years in a row. Let me tell you, I think you have a chance to do really well this year; as much as I like the Hoyas, they tend to play slop in big games, and you can take them. You can take Vandy too, but don't overlook them. Which brings me to the point of this letter. In the past I've put some trust in you, and you've let me down. Big time. Do you remember oh-five? Bucknell. I do believe that I had you as a final four team in oh-six, and then you lost to Bradley in the first round. And I'm pretty sure that Bradley is just a dental school [have not fact checked this]. Everyone I've been talking to is nervous, worrying that you've become choke-prone. But I'm going out on a limb again this year, because I trust you. I'm not asking you to win any championships, I'm just asking you to lose to North Carolina in the Final Four. That's still great though, right? Like, third place or something. That would be great for KU, just great. So get on out there Super-Nintendo Chalmers and other athletic type people and don't choke.

Much obliged,
Travis

p.s. If you could see to it that Arizona beats Duke, that would be ever appreciated.