A list, maybe a B list

My mother and grandma both have been asking for a Christmas list for a couple of weeks [six] and I've just not given anything to them. Regardless it looks as though I will get a new timing belt, which is a good thing. I've tried to think about what would be on that list, but I couldn't think of much at all [also a good thing], for the slow progression toward a wardrobe of nice clothes - and I won't burden my mom with such a task. However, during the wanning days of my econ class I did make the ideal list - a list of things that would absolutely blow my mind this Christmas. If you, or your rich relatives, go ahead with any of these let me know so I can cross it off the list. Much obliged. you have my love.

- a pair of Asics 2130's
- four more fantasy football wins
- a job in Ames
- the ability of teleportation
- a broomball stick
- for Bottle Rocket to get a Criterion edition [thanks Wes!]
- for the WGA strike to get over [stupid AMPTP]
- dinner with Jeff Tweedy
- the losses of USC, Florida and Ohio State in their respective bowl games
- some Boddingtons, or perhaps a Franziskaner
- a train line from Ames to Des Moines
- for Tottenham not to get relegated
- even more good books for next year
- that cute girl's phone number
- for more Churches to adopt Advent Conspiracy